All
good science fiction develops realistically that which scientific data suggests
to be imminent. It is good science fiction to suppose that a superb
telepathetic communication system is interlinking all those young citizens of
worldaround Wombland. We intercept one of the conversations: “How are things
over there with you?” Answer: “My mother is planning to call me either Joe or
Mary. She doesn’t know that my call frequency is already 7567-00-3821.” Other: “My
mother had better apply to those characters Watson, Crick, and Wilkerson for my
call numbers!” And another of their 66 million Womblanders comes in with, “I’m
getting very apprehensive about having to ‘go outside.’ We have been hearing
from some of the kids who just got out—they say we are going to be cut off from
the main supply. We are going to have to shovel fuel and pour liquids into our
systems. We are going to have to make our own blood. We are going to have to
start pumping some kind of gas into our lungs to purify our own blood. We are
going to have to make ourselves into giants fifteen times our present size.
Worst of all, we are going to have to learn to lie about everything. It’s going
to be a lot of work, very dangerous, and very discouraging.” Answer: “Why don’t
we strike? We are in excellent posture for a ‘sit-down.’” Other: “Wow! What an
idea. We will have the whole population of worldaround Wombland refuse to go
out at graduation day. Our cosmic population will enter more and more human
women’s wombs, each refusing to graduate at nine months. More and more Earthian
women will get more and more burdened. Worldaround consternation—agony. We will
notify the outsiders that, until they stop lying to themselves and to each
other and give up their stupid sovereignties and exclusive holier-than-thou
ideologies, pollutions, and mayhem, we are going to refuse to come out. Only
surgery fatal to both the mothers and ourselves could evacuate us.”
Another:
“Great! We had might as well do it. If we do come out we will be faced with the
proliferation of Cold War’s guerrillerized killing of babies for psycho-shock
demoralization of worldaround innocent communities inadvertently involved in
the abstruse ideological warfare waged by diametrically opposed, equally
stubborn, would-be do-gooder, bureaucratic leaders and their partisans who
control all of the world’s means of production and killing, whose numbers
(including all the politically preoccupied individuals around the Earth)
represent less than one per cent of all humanity, to whose human minds and
hearts the politicos and their guns give neither satisfaction nor hope. Like
the women in Lysistrata who refused
intercourse with their men until they stopped fighting, we Womblanders would
win.”